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Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.