Worst Jokes Ever
Farts.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
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Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Big Chungus.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.