Worst Jokes Ever
Willy bum.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum has balls.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Anyone wanna chat?
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.