Worst Jokes Ever

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?

There is sperm on the screen.

Rape victims suck, literally.

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

What’s harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.