Worst Jokes Ever
like if you know someone that is emo.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.