Worst Jokes Ever
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣