Worst Jokes Ever
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?