Worst Jokes Ever

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂

What do kids call a balanced meal?

A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD