Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Worst Jokes Ever
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Your mum has balls.
Anyone wanna chat?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Texas 😂😂😂😂