Worst Jokes Ever
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I like trains.
*train hits him*
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
My dad left me, lol.
I'm so gay.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.