Worst Jokes Ever
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Violence against women is funny :)
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.