Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What the fluff happened to this website?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.