Worst Jokes Ever
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
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What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
Reddit cool.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.