Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
The Nazis.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.