Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
There are only two genders.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.