Worst Jokes Ever
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Getting ready for gangbang.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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