What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭