Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.

Him: How do you break things?

Me: You break things up.

Him: Okay.

Me: Is everything okay?

Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)