Worst Jokes Ever
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Fuck Jewkraine!
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
Whatβs the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!