Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Man dies.