What's big and black?
My balls.
Worst Jokes Ever
bals
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Dababy
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Paul Walker.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Willy bum.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!