Worst Jokes Ever
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If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
I have a big cock.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Uh oh, stinky!
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
I eat dick.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.