Worst Jokes Ever
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do astronauts π©βπ do when theyβre on break?
They eat launch. ππ₯ͺ
Paper.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
The Nazis.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.