Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Your mom's hot.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.