Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Look at the comments.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.