Have a good summer!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.