Worst Jokes Ever
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"
Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."
"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.