Worst Jokes Ever
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.