Worst Jokes Ever
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Guys, am I funny?
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!