Worst Jokes Ever
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I like trains.
*train hits him*
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Man dies.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔