Worst Jokes Ever
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!