Worst Jokes Ever
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Big mummy milkers...
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.