Worst Jokes Ever
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
My username good.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
I have a fat ass.