Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Worst Jokes Ever
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.