How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
You. You're a joke.
Like if you have nuts.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Biden
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Hi person reading this.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."