Worst Jokes Ever
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
You're really sexy 😉
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Like if you know someone emo.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Octopus.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Hi, please like for good luck!
Deez nuts!
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.