Worst Jokes Ever
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What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
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There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Poopoo man.