Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.