Worst Jokes Ever
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Getting ready for gangbang.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.