Worst Jokes Ever
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Ur face.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.