Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
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I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
My name is Giselle.