Worst Jokes Ever
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.