Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Let’s make this the most liked and commented [post].
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Rape is not a joke.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.