Worst Jokes Ever

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Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

Why did Hitler kill himself?

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Ur face.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

My bum hurts.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

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