What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
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You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Orphans have no home.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.