Worst Jokes Ever
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
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Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Reddit cool.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.