I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Worst Jokes Ever
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
The Nazis.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...