Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
My bum hurts.