Worst Jokes Ever
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Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Rape is not a joke.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!