Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.