Worst Jokes Ever

Ur face.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

My bum hurts.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.