Worst Jokes Ever
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Daddy, where's my anus?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Guys, am I funny?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Make him read a book.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.