Worst Jokes Ever
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
Hi 👋 I love you!
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
I can't think of any jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!