Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Gwen, why are you so nice?
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.