Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
I have a fat ass.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
You're really sexy 😉
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
Like if you know someone emo.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.