Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Look at the comments.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.