Worst Jokes Ever

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

Why do they call them apartments when they are together?

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

Anal intercourse is for assholes.

Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.