Worst Jokes Ever
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"