Worst Jokes Ever
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What the fluff happened to this website?
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Guys, am I funny?
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Make him read a book.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.