Worst Jokes Ever
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM