How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
My dad left me, lol.
Man dies.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.