Worst Jokes Ever
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.