Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.