OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
