Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.