Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Whatβs the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Purple.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
The best part about Poland π΅π± is that the police lights are different.
Happy New Year! ππππ
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Whatβs a lungβs favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.