Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
My username good.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!