Worst Jokes Ever
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
The rain is my tears.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.