Worst Jokes Ever
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Hi... I'm depressed.