What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
Worst Jokes Ever
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.