Worst Jokes Ever
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.