Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
God is good. God is great.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.