Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!