Worst Jokes Ever
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
You die. LOL!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.