I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. š§Ø
Worst Jokes Ever
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Teacher: Iām gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why didnāt the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Hey Jorden CalerendiĆ”, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.