Worst Jokes Ever

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?

Nukes are bright.

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.