Worst Jokes Ever

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What do you call an autistic daughter?

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.

This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!

Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?

Bunny hair.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

What do you get when a dinosaur farts?

A blast from the past!

choi soobin loml

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.