What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.