Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!