Worst Jokes Ever

My dad is unlucky.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

Do orphans love doing crime?

'Cause they want to be wanted.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

God is fake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

The is the no the yes yes the no the.

Balls.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

What does Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass slippers.

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

What do you call a triggered white kid?

A school shooter!