Worst Jokes Ever
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What game is for kids? Uno.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."