Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Like if I am emo.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*