Worst Jokes Ever
Like if I am emo.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!