Worst Jokes Ever
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.