Worst Jokes Ever
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.