Worst Jokes Ever
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."