The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
