Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"