Worst Jokes Ever
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Buy KFC or else.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.