Father or Daddy: A Priest Conundrum

Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.

Priest
Father
Religion
Daddy
Church
Reason

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. So, basically, priests are called "father," right? Normal. But if you call 'em "daddy," it implies something...ahem...inappropriate. Get it? It's funny 'cause it hints at scandalous behavior. Now quit staring at me and go read a book, you illiterate oaf.