Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
I sit because I can't stand you.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Pickled carrots.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"