Worst Jokes Ever

Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."

The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

I fucked your mom.

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

"Stop it," said he.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

Haha joke haha!

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.