Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."