Worst Jokes Ever

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

A B C deez nuts!

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?

Because it's family owned.

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: Because they can’t find home.

Me. I am the joke.