Worst Jokes Ever
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
My wife left me and took the kids.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."