Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
"Among Us."
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.