Worst Jokes Ever
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Bye!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Eschew obfuscation.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"