Worst Jokes Ever
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
I sit because I can't stand you.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Clarissa is here with us.