Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*