Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.