Worst Jokes Ever
I hate this website, lol.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.