Worst Jokes Ever
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Keep yourself safe!
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Racism.
Iron jug.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.