Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.