Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
A B C deez nuts!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Shitty bichi cup.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.