Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
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I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!