What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.