Worst Jokes Ever

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Why do people eat food?

Coz it tastes good lol.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not."

"Not who?"

"Not your dad."

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

The salad could be dressing!

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.