"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
A B C deez nuts!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Shitty bichi cup.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.