Worst Jokes Ever
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.