Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)