Worst Jokes Ever
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀