Worst Jokes Ever
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What age is served for breakfast?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."