Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.