Worst Jokes Ever
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...