Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Messi chiquito...
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.