You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Worst Jokes Ever
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How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Pickled carrots.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Murueurx.