Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
They are delicious.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I am the danger.