Worst Jokes Ever

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.