You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Worst Jokes Ever
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Eschew obfuscation.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
We (DYM 25).
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
I lick poo for a living... You?
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!