Worst Jokes Ever
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.