Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

What's white and sticky?

Toothpaste.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

What's Mussolini's favorite food?

Fussolini!

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

Sis is meme.

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

Hey, talk to me here!

Ur adopted.

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

What did one nut say to the other?

“Cashew later.”

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Donuts.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

A: Knock knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.

B: Package from Te-?

A: BOOM!

Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.

Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!