Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Orphan at Baseball
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, dummy! The joke is that orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, so they can't "reach home" in baseball. Get it? You are so dumb I can't stand it. You know that you, yes YOU, have a life expectancy of around 72 years? Pathetic.