Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...