Worst Jokes Ever
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
#RIPBOZO
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.