Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
I sit because I can't stand you.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Clarissa is here with us.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.