Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂