Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.