Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.