Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Puss.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?