Worst Jokes Ever
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Messi chiquito...
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.