Worst Jokes Ever
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
"My name is Dezz."
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.