Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.