Worst Jokes Ever
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.