Worst Jokes Ever

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Why are bears' hair so sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Neona: Gwen?

Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?

Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!

Neona: Are you mad at me?

Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

What is a paedo's favourite time of year?

Halloween because they get free delivery.

What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He didn't know where home was.

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.