Worst Jokes Ever
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.