Worst Jokes Ever
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Hi, I’m Joe.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.