Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
They are delicious.