Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Josh is chubby.