Worst Jokes Ever
"My name is Dezz."
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣