Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.