Worst Jokes Ever
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.