Worst Jokes Ever
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
"Among Us," dada.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Megamind.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."