Worst Jokes Ever
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.