Worst Jokes Ever
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀