Worst Jokes Ever
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"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Lessi
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.