Worst Jokes Ever
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Gallons (DYM 113).
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Chimichanga.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."