Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
#RIPBOZO
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I rate it 9/11.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.