Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.