Worst Jokes Ever
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!