What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Worst Jokes Ever
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Line (DYM 105)
I like mangoes.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.