Worst Jokes Ever
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.