Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Worst Jokes Ever
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Bye!
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
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Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.