Worst Jokes Ever
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Them, losers.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.