Worst Jokes Ever
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"