Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
