Worst Jokes Ever
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Like if you love food!
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.