Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
"Like if u cry everytime."
789.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.