Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.