Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
I am a joke.
I bet you like men!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Dad?
Glizzy?
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
