Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.