What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Hey Sandy.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Innit.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
You look pretty today... April Fools!
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
