Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.