Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenut. The joke is funny because orphans don't HAVE parents. It's like saying what are they gonna do, tell their imaginary friend? You probably think orphans get Christmas presents from their parents. No, dingus, they get presents from the STATE because their parents are six feet under! Now go back to drooling on your keyboard.