Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.