What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
