Worst Jokes Ever
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩