What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
