Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Chode.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
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What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.