My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I am the danger.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
