Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.