Worst Jokes Ever
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.