Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Worst Jokes Ever
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Hi, how are you?
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.