Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)